What the Jack?! #1

What the Jack | Toddler Quotes | Kids say the darndest things

I’ve been saying that I need to make a Twitter dedicated to all the hilarious things my 3-year-old says for quite sometime now.  But since I’m too lazy to even make myself a Twitter account, I suppose Jackson isn’t going to get one until he’s old enough to make it himself.

Maybe I’m the only one who finds this kid funny.  Or maybe he has a future in comedy.  Who knows.  Regardless, I’ve decided to start a weekly round-up of the funniest Jack quotes of the week.  Welcome to the first edition of What the Jack?!  Enjoy!

Jack had me cracking up this week…

…when he confused beef jerky for beef turkey.  And I failed to correct him.

#whatthejack | Toddler Quotes | Kids say the darndest things

…when he thought he was the Kool-Aid Man…

#whatthejack | Toddler Quotes | Kids say the darndest things

…and when he threatened me with one of my famous lines… only to replace “toys” with something a bit more precious to me.  Smart boy.

#whatthejack | Toddler Quotes | Kids say the darndest things

…or when the overwhelming amount of Christmas gifts he received made him sick.  Me too, buddy.  Me too.

#whatthejack | Toddler Quotes | Kids say the darndest things

…when he proudly presented me with his Lego-covered bedroom floor…

#whatthejack | Toddler Quotes | Kids say the darndest things

…and finally, when he left me jonesing for a freaking piece of chocolate cake.  Thanks, kid!

#whatthejack | Toddler Quotes | Kids say the darndest things

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